Here's your ticket to the grandest Adventure this summer. Only Three short days until the doors open for the Sweet Salvage Now Showing Event. Come aboard and let us take you away on a memorable quest, in search of fabulous treasures and a venture you won't soon forget . You may even fall in love,
"just the other night I was sleeping under a bridge and now here I am
on the grandest ship in the world
having champagne with you fine people.
I figure life's a gift
and I don't intend on wasting it.
You don't know what hand you're gonna get dealt next.
You learn to take life as it comes at you...
to make each day count. "
“Professor of Archaeology,
expert on the occult,
and how does one say it…
obtainer of rare antiquities.”